THE WORKING CLASS CAN KISS MY ASS, I'VE GOT MY INHERITANCE AT LAST
The words of many a former SWP member


The Socialist Wankers Party in Leeds has ceased organising events, all events are now organised by groups set up by other people and taken over by us. This gives us more time to spend our paltry four-figure monthly allowances given to us by our mummies and daddies for 'expenses'.

Most of these groups only exist for a three or four weeks, as a knee jerk to some current event (i.e. Solidarity Committee to Demand a National Strike Now over a NF sticker seen in Whinmoor), but some of the longer surviving groups are the Anti-Nazi League and Globalise Resistance. We think of ourselves as grasshoppers (previously Butterflies) leaping from campaign to campaign.

Our typical plan is take over a group, then we hive off anyone new to become an SWP member and then we collapse the group within a few weeks. This has the added side effect of preventing any way forward for other 'Socialists', with new and exciting "broad fronts" being set up weekly. This produces a serious case of the boy who cried wolf. For some reason other Marxist groups don't seem to like us too much.



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